Friday, March 10, 2006

The Magic of Peterson?

In a stunning move, our buddy Bart has turned to magic to help clean the city of bird droppings. Forget hiring a company to remove them in a traditional way.

Bart attended the 15th annual ROSE award dinner last night and got some ideas from the magicians in attendance.

"Perhaps all the city needs is a magician to get rid of the unwanted bird residue downtown. If he (magician) can make them appear, maybe he can make them go away."

This might be the first fresh, new idea Bart has had to fix a problem ever. We should turn the wand around and see if we can get Bart to disappear next year.


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